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First
First job: Volunteer Camp Counselor
First screen name: robby23rd
First funeral: my grandfather's
First pet: Jada, my pitbull
First piercing: Negatiiiiiiiiiiiiiive
First tattoo: Grim Reaper on my arm
First credit card: Visa from my bank
First kiss: 7th grade
First enemy: Anyone against me....

Last
Last car ride: From Naylor Road Metro Station
Last kiss: This morning from mi amor
Last movie watched: Animal
Last beverage drank: Water
Last food consumed: Stir Fry
Last phone call: Rashad about getting a new motorcycle
Last time showered: This morning
Last CD played: T.I. Chopped and Screwed
Last website visited: Listen to Leon

Now
Single or taken: Taken
Gender: Male
Birthday: June 5th
Sign: Gemini!!!!!
Siblings: older brother & younger sister
Hair color: black
Eye color: Dark brown
Shoe size: 8.5
Height: 5′8″
Wearing: Dress clothes
Drinking: Nothing
Thinking about: What i'm going to wear to work tomorrow

BIKE WEEK 2005........

on that note, i'll be selling DVD's for $9.95, yea that's right......$9.95!!!!!! LOL!
Long time no see peoples, alls good on this side of town. Life has been treating me ok, could always be worse.
Updates:
1. GOT A NEW MOTORCYCLE in February!!!! 2003 Honda CBR 600rr!!! She SEXY TOO!!!
2. I've been working 2 jobs as of March.
3. My "BABY" (96 Crown Vic) was stolen my first week at my p/t job!!!! :(
4. Just bought a 99 Dodge Dakota P/U Truck.......gotta way to haul my bike around
now, oh yea FYI.......I AM FOR HIRE!!!
5. Moving on April 29th.......email me to request my address for house warming
gifts.....lol!! Thanks in advance!!
6. BIKE WEEK 2005 HERE WE COME!!!! 5th Gear Ridaz DC Metro Chapter goin do the damn
thang this year. My motto......"Dont leave ya girl 'round me...."

This bloggin thing is harder than i thought, I'll try to get drunk as hell this weekend so I can have some interesting blogs for Monday.....lol!! :)

You HEARD me.....

1. What movie can you watch over and over again?
Menace II Society

2. What is your favorite drink?
Half & Half from Horace & Dickies!!

3. If you could adopt a wild animal what would it be?
cheetah or a jaguar

4. If you could have any car in the world what would it be?
New Bentley Coupe

5. If you were going to a remote place and could only take one cd, what cd would you take?
Sade.....Best of

6. Would you rather miss the beginning or end of a movie?
Neither, but if i gotta choose.....the beginning, I think i could catch up on the story line....

7. Which is worse being in a place that is too loud or too quiet?
Too loud!!

8. Which is worse. . . getting a flat tire or a speeding ticket?
Speeding ticket!!!!

9. Would you rather change your past or know your future?
Know my FUTURE, so then I could decide if there are any changes that need to be
made.

10. What celebrity do you lust over?
Stacey Dash, Hale Berry, Eshan (spell check..the girl from the "Freak a lik" video), Janet Jackson, ummmmm....what was the question again.....lol....oops!!

11. Would you rather be a trashman or a proctologist?
.......

12. What kind of perfume do you wear?
I wear cologne!! And PS....Paul Sabastein....if any at all

13. Would you rather speak with God for a minute or add a year to your life?
SPEAK WITH GOD!!

14. Would you rather end hunger or hatred?
Hatred. . ..then hopefully mofos would stop acting like "CRABS IN A BUCKET"....i think thats how it goes....yall know what i'm sayin!!

15. Do you tend to date people younger than you or older than you?
Hmmm......i guess younger

16. How do you feel about tattoos?
Lets just say I have 5 of em. CORRECTION, as of March 2005 its now 7.....
1. Reaper on my right shoulder....the only one I regret, i got it at 17 and been
hooked ever since
2. Crying eyeball on my left wrist.
3. Tombstone for my Pops above the eyeball.
4. Praying hands w/hanging cross above that on my left shoulder.
5. Message: "What the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve" on my
right forearm.
6. R.I.P Cyril "HEAVY" Proctor w/ RC 51 around Honda Motorcycle Sign, for my HOMIE
who passed away May 23, 2004
7. 5G on the back of my neck, which stands for my Motorcyle Club 5TH GEAR RIDAZ!!!

17. What talent do you wish you possessed?
I really can't say.

18. Are you generally an optimist, pessimist or a realist?
REALIST for the most part.

19. If you were given $50,000 to throw a party for someone . . . who would it be and what kind of party would you throw?
MOMS all da way!!! I would take $20K and pay off any of her outstanding bills(though she aint got not a damn one...except for lil sis's tuitioin) and take $25K and send her on back to back vacations that she SO SO deserves!!! What....u bookworm...i know thats only $45K....a brotha cant put a lil sumthin to da side....damn!!! I wasn't greedy!!

20. If you were a Peanuts character which character would you be?
Peanuts....lol...somebody help me out

21. Do you get heartburn and if so how do you cure it?
NOPE

22. How do you like your cookies. . .crunchy or chewy?
Cheeeeeeeway!!

23. What have been your highpoints and low points of 2004?
Highpoints: Graduating college!!! Phew!!! Buying my motorcycle and starting 5th Gear Ridaz DC Metro Chapter....oh yea, getting to see my crazy god-daughter (4 y/o) grown and learn to speak (too damn good I might add...lol), read, write, etc....its beautiful. Ok, enough of the sensitive shit!! :)

Low Points: DEATH OF MY FOLK.....****R.I.P Cyril aka HEAVY****
Died Sunday, May 23, 2004 on his 2003 Honda RC51 motorcycle (1000cc)....
I ride in his memory!!!


24. What is the best gift you received this Christmas?
The Wire DVD Set (1st Season)

25. What is your most memorable vacation?
Probably my trip to Mexico....or shall i say Educational Tour....lol!!!!

26. Do you kiss the first date?
What you think???

27. Name five of your favorite junk foods.
1- oatmeal cookies
2- Reeses Pieces
3- UTZ Sour Cream & Onion
4- honey buns
5- snikers

28. Describe your dream wedding.
Not there yet....may not ever get there....lol!! JK

29. What are your favorite pizza toppings?
SURPREME!!!

30. What’s your favoite cereal?
Cap’n Crunch, Fruity Pebbles, and Cocoa Pebbles

31. Who did you last have an argument with?
SHAUNTE!!!!!!!!! damn damn daaaaaaamn.......
:)

32. What is your weapon of choice?
Words

33. Do you hold grudges or do you let things go easily?
Let it go....majority of the time.

34. What is one thing you need to do but don’t?
Ummm.....spend more time with Family.

35. What size is your bed?
Queen

36. What do you wear to bed?
Boxer Briefs...

37. Is your belly button an innie or outtie?
Innie

38. Do you prefer white or wheat bread?
Doesn't matter, though it did take me a while to actually get used to wheat bread.

Three Things continued........

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (LOVE IS A GIVEN): Honesty, Trust, GOOD SEX!!!

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE: I love riding motorcycles, i love Kieth N' Sons, I'm 6'2

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (OR SAME) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:A nice "sit a cup on top of that" ASS!!!, lips, height.

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO: Eat chidlins, eat pigfeet, join the military

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES: Riding Motorcycles, Music, Motorcyle Club (5th Gear Ridaz!!)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW: Find a job I love doing. Buy a NEW MOTORCYCLE, FIND A JOB I LOVE!!!

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING: Music Studio Owner, Realtor, ........

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION: Australia, Africa, Costa Rica (damn near anywhere in South America)

THREE KIDS NAMES: FOR EITHER A BOY OR GIRL: Robert, Amil,

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Have sex with Stacy Dash, bang out Halle Berry's backside like Billy Bob in Monster's Ball...lol!!, LIVE LIFE.........

Three things........

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY: Robby, Ralo, Pocket$ (Motorcycle Club)


THREE SCREENNAMES YOU HAVE: robby23rd, Hillcrest, Hillcrest23rd

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:My personality, My attitude, and ummm.....My sense of humor


THREE THINGS YOU HATE/DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: .............I WISH I WAS TALLER...lol!!,


THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE: BLACK, BLACK, and MORE BLACK

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU: falling into deep water where my feet arent visible (any of the bodies of water in the DC/Metro area would be prime examples....lol!!)

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS: Music, Food, and MORE Music


THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW: Slacks, Sweater, Dress Shoes......and boxer briefs....lol


THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS/ARTISTS (AT THE MOMENT): T.I., Lissen Band, and DJ Screw


THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT: T.I. - "Motivated", Usher joints, Alicia Keys joints.

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS: Riding a BRAND NEW MOTORCYCLE, putting my TV and PS2 back in my car, saving $$$.

Where in da hell.........

.........is my smothered pork chop dinner with cabbage and mac 'n cheese!!!!????


My mom recently got married, well in August 2002, to a MUSLIM!!!! Some of you may be asking, "is your mom a Muslim?"........NOOOOOOOPE!!!! But thats not really the point of this blog, I wanna get on this crazy ass "DUDE" (thats what he's known as to all my friends....lol!!!) mom done got married to. At the time they were dating, I was attending school in Baltimore, MD and also living in Baltimore, you might as well have called it my home. But at times, I would come home( my moms house) to "visit" but more importantly to pick-up a few common house hold items such as soap, toothpaste/toothbrush, detergent, papertowels, trash bags, etc., so the only encounters with this "DUDE" were very brief, you know......HI.........BYE. Keep in mind, i was living in Baltimore, with absolutely no plans of coming home, NONE!! Unfortunately my job situation didn't work out as planned (had to get up outta that joint) so I moved back home and finished my last year of college as a commuter student.
*Moms sold her house when she got married and moved in with "DUDE"*

Ok, time goes on and me and this dude are not gettin along!!!!!!! I mentioned before that he is a muslim.......... A MUSLIM!!! That means no bacon, PORK BACON with my pancakes and grits, no Sausage Egg and Cheese sanwiches, no HAM!!!!! Now, this man knew that moms and da family ate bacon, sausage, ham, porkchops before he proposed marraige!!! (Hell nah i don't eat no damn chidlins!!) Anyway, after moms and I discussed this PORK issue, she basically told me that there is no cooking of PORK in the HOUSE, so i'm like aiiiiiiight......i'll be the bigger person about this, cus "DUDE", the ignorant asshole sure wasn't!!! This is where shit gets hectic, I go to my favorite carry-out, (other than Horace & Dickies) Kieth N' Sons Soulfood Carryout (formerly known as Pop N' Sons) to get myself a Meatloaf Dinner, unfortunately they were outta Meatloaf so I decided to get a smothered porkchop dinner with cabbage and mac 'n cheese....mmm mmm mmm, oh how I LOVE THEA!!!! Aight, these dinners are large enough to save some for lata and thats what I did, saved some for lunch da next day. Next day rolls around and i'm on my way to da crib to catch DA BUM ASS SKINS game and finish my chops.......I gets to da fridge......NO DINNER!!!!! Ok, this aint the smallest fridge in the world, but it can get quite full rather quickly/ At this point, I'm like......"WAOOSA......WAOOSA........WAAAAAAAOOOOOSA!!!", cus I cant find my PORKCHOP DINNER. Coincidently, the "DUDE" comes down stairs and I ask him, "maaan, you seen my dinner that was in here?", and this muhfucka is like "yea, its on top of the fridge, I told you that I dont want no pork in this house". MAAAAAAAAAN, if i aint blow da hell up on this fake Louis Farakan, Malcolm Little WANNABE ass nigga!!!! I was like "man, i dont care what you dont want in this house!! If I go out to eat and I dont finish my meal, I'm BRINGIN IT HOME!!!!". The "DUDE" is like,"man this is my house " and I'm like "so da hell what, this my food!!! That I BOUGHT!!!!". The argument goes on for a few minutes or so and I walk away leavin him with my last message, "man, if its something in this fridge and you aint buy it, DONT TOUCH IT!!! and you can tell my momma i said it!!!", then i proceded to watch the Skins game as he continued to argue with not one listener......lol!!!!

Ok, feedback time.......does anyone think that I was wrong for my reaction?? How da hell is this man goin marry into a family of pork eaters and decide that once they move in, there is no more pork eating........YEA FUCKIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! Thats like meeting an attractive prostitute on da street, goin to da justice of the peace and marrying the heffa, then takin her home talkin bout "you gotta quit this Hoe'n shit.....i dont care where u getta job at...McD's, Kmart, dont matter.....but the Hoe'n gotta go!!!", nigga thats all that Hoe know is Hoe'n, and i'm a PORK eater, I dont eat breakfast without it...... Never have, neva will!!!!

Avon and Stringerbell.......they are I and I are they.....lol!!

ima just entertain you guys on my childhood memories...........

It was 7th grade and I'm at a totally new school in a totally new environment. Moms and Pops decided that they needed to make a move, so we packed up and moved from Hillcrest Heights (Iverson Mall area) to Ft. Washington, MD!!!! And by "totally new environment", i mean dis da first time I've seen deer and foxes and shit out front my house. This the first time I've been outta walking distance to the Mall, Danny's Chicken and Mumbo, and the MALL!! This the FIRST TIME I had classmates with a different skin color than myself (other than Latino Raul, but for all i knew latinos had it worse than blacks did....lol!! He could barely understand us!!! LOL!)
Yall gotta feel me on this, I've never ever been around white folks before.......well in that close visinity where I had to communicate with them. THIS "BET" WHITE FOLK shit was all knew to me at this point, I really had to adjust yall!!! Cus where I was from, you say the wrong thang and them SCRAPPIN words, thats just how it was.....I'de fight my best damn friend, I've done it and I'll still do it!!! But out there, most of them had grew up with one another, so "Nigga" dis......"Nigga" dat was used freely. I had to set a few folks str8 my first week or so there. Then once they found out that I lived near Iverson Mall, goddam if they aint make me feel like i was from Barry Farms, Savanah Terrace, Simple City or some shit....lol!!!

Ok, so it took me a few months to adjust and find my kinda "folk". Being the entreprenurial guy from the "HOOD" (so they called it) that i was, I saw nothing but $$$$$ round that school!!!!! I decided to start my own "ALE CART" ( for u olda folk, "ale cart" was the strictly goodies line during lunch time). I went to some warehouse moms used to hit up and spent 2 months lunch $$$ on BULK CANDY and shit (I saved up by secretly fixin my own lunch to take with me to school...I told ya ima $$ maker!!!). Yea yall.......I was bout to set up shop!!!!! And that I did!!! I mean I felt like Avon and Stringerbell off of THE WIRE!!! "Got the Purple Top Blow Pop, got those Snickers, got reeses, seriously......u COULDN'T tell me SHIT!!! Them kids had me screamin at moms like ......"when u takin me to re-up ma!!!!???".....bout to get the shit wooped outta my ass!!!
So time goes on and things got crazy, I mean I was makin $$$. On-top of allowance and shit (never told moms what i was actually makin) I was rollin in da dough!!! Then came the "MAN".....talkin bout, "is Robert ..... in class today", when i look up.......its the goddam principle.....yes, the PRINCIPAL!!!! I've only been to the Principals office once, and that was back in elementary school for grabbin too much ass on FREAKY FRIDAY......LOL!!!(still haven't grown outta that, moms shoulda reinforced just a lil bit more.......what the hell, MOMS ya betta watch ya DAUGHTERS!!! LOL!!) So anyway, i walk out the class and the first thing this bastad asks me is to open my locker, now people.....i'm from round day way and this is my $$$, u know what i'm sayin??? This "ale cart" is my new air jordans, my new umbro outfit (YEA I SAID UMBRO), my new Tommy button-up, my new dirt-bike!!! So i give him the best posssible answer i could at the age of 12, "aint nothin in my locker.....NOTHIN......NAAAAADA!!!". He tells me to open the locker, only takes the "MAN" a second to find my STASH!!! Goddam, couldn't he have waited until after 1st period (morning announcement hadn't even come on yet) or even LUNCH TIME!!!??? So the "MAN" throws a "monkey wrench" into my very lucrative business and tells me that if he hears anything of me selling candy he'll have me in his office and on my way outta there in no time!!!! LOL!!! I think that i was makin so much $$ that "ale cart" line noticed a decrease in monthly revenue.....lol!!! So to make a long story short, I had to stop cus moms made me agree before hand that if she gotta phone call or heard of my candy selling causing any problems i would quit.......DAMN DAMN DAAAAAMN!!!!
And there you have it, the beginning of "Hustleman, the Hustlers Hustler".....LOL!! I aint been right ever since yall. Over time, I've started a car wash (with use of moms water...lol!!), a snow removal service, a newspaper route, and one of my personal favorites *drum roll*......4th hand electronics dealer/wholesaler/distributor (i got folks up in da joint....man!!!!). I even sold work in college, yea work.....and dont act like none of yall know what i'm talkin bout!!!! Just think about how much you would pay for that work you've been puttin off forever and your grade depends on it.......$$$$$!!!!!!!

PHEW!!!

I hope everyone enjoys this.........

HONESTY.......is it really that hard!!!???

Ok, I'm not going to go into detail about how i came about this title, but I will dip into it for a quick sec......

Honesty- the state or quality of being honest; a) to refrain from lying, cheating, or stealing
b) sincerity, fairness, straightforward-ness

Ok after reading the definition, i know some of yall are like damn.....ima dishonest muhsucka!!! LOL!! I know sometimes you have to save ya "honesty" to refrain from hurtin some folks feelings, but got damn if some situations don't deserve HONESTY!!!!

Aight I lied, I am goin to tell you guys what brought about my subject of HONESTY. Friday, December10, 2004, my employer "regretfully" (suck it EASY!!!) informed me that my current position would be eliminated (lack of funds to pay me) and my last day of work would be December 31st. Aight......some of yall might be sayin......."Nigga, suck it up!!!"......."I've been laid off umpteen times!!! .......which is fine, but I have to explain my discomfort with their decision.

**I'm only 23 an this is my 13th job......yea 13th!! ( only 3 are important), but this is the first
time I've actually been layed off, fired........whatever u wanna call it.

Ok, when they informed me that my position would be eliminated (Asst.) and my immediate Supervisor was being promoted to Executive Assistant.........i'm like WTF!!!!! You guys are going to lay me off, and hire someone for MY Supervisors position in which I am FULLY capable of PERFORMING, which I have done on SEVERAL different occassion throughout my employment at this company!!! Let me say it again folks, they are goin to interview folks for a position inwhich i am FULLY capable of PERFORMING !!!! Right now guys, i'm in my HATE EVERY FUCKIN "CRACKER" I SEE MOOD, so my train of thought might be a lil off, but please please, someone tell me that this shit seems "FISHY"!!! (if any whites are offended by the "CRACKER" comment, then you're the "CRACKER" i'm referring to!!!)

This is where the word HONESTY comes into play, i'de rather u tell me yea, i dont wanna promote you to that position because my lazy ass son needs a job or i just dont like your attitude....you need to kiss more ass.

Yea, the TRUTH (HONESTY) hurts sometimes, but LIES HURT MORE!!!!! Cracker......Cracker........Cracker ass.....fuckin Crackers!!!

But what I will say is that I'm goin to take this experience and LEARN & GROW from it, because thats all I can do.....like the rapper "TI" says......"what doesn't take me UNDER only makes me TOUGHER and makes me STRONGER!!!


Thanks for your time everyone!!